Friday, December 3

Three Minute Read

Us Weekly, that is.

"I don't date. Nobody ever calls." - Anna Nicole Smith, not entirely unexpected confessional.

J. Lo's short haircut looks like Julia Roberts in Hook. I guess it's just a wig for a video.

Britney makes a lot of gas station stops.

No joke, three pages later she's stopping in at another gas station. What is up?

Xtina's boyfriend really looks like Fievel from American Tale.

OK, I'm done.

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