Monday, December 20

a declaration

i'm hereby declaring the end of a trend. from this point on, nobody can use the term "anyhoo" in lieu of "anyhow." i've decided that this word has an effect on me not unlike ugg boots, that is, it makes me want to throw up in my mouth, saw my leg off with construction paper, etc.... Now, not to sound too harsh, i'm initiating a phase out period. i realize that "anyhoo" has been used by many for many years. i also realize that many people will unknowingly continue to use this word, just like i used to write the wrong year on my school assignments every january. regardless, as of 1-5-04, a moratorium will be placed on the word. g'day.

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