Wednesday, December 15

Tara Reid, please sit down

She's doing such a great job cleaning up her image. From Stuff:

“I love to drive fast, and I’ve been lucky, because I’ve never really been pulled over. Recently, I was driving my Porsche convertible on this empty freeway, and this cop pulls next to me. I think, Shit. I’m gonna get a ticket. And he asks, ‘How fast can you burn?’ And I say, ‘Maybe 100.’ I wasn’t sure how to answer, you know? Then he says “Do you want to go faster?” and he just let me go to the end of the freeway as fast as I wanted. I went 130.”

“Don’t get me wrong — I love to dance on a table every once in a while. I like to work hard and play hard. Fun and I go hand-in-hand.”

[I haven't seen much work, lately, Tara.]

“I am such a Jersey girl. I am totally cheesy at heart. I’m gaudy; I like wearing tchotchke jewelry; I like cheesy guido music.”

Nice. So classy.

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