so i travelled to phila for a holiday party this weekend. here's the thing: so lawyers should not be allowed to drink....at all. i just want to know at what point in the evening i thought it would be appropriate to tell everyone about my sex life while sipping champaign from a mini-bottle (through a straw). i also told everyone that i like to do tae-bo in my living room wearing a white t-shirt and black socks....and that's it. but i wasn't the only inappropriate soul at this function. oh no, i was cornered by a classmate for an HOUR regarding the possible impropriety of other people at the soiree. the good news is that i managed to clear off an entire bottle of beefeater, and looked good doin' it. i bought a velvet blazer recently and i feel compelled to wear the living fuck out of it because i spent too much on it. but that's neither here nor there.
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