Wednesday, January 5

Ashlee... make it stop!

"Either she's masochistically begging for torture or it's all a sick joke played upon the public, Ashlee Simpson, again, proved she's destined for a career other than singing. During last night's Orange Bowl half time show, Simpson unleashed her vocals skills to a filled Miami Pro Player Stadium audience and was handed back a very loud chorus of boos as she painfully finished singing.

One viewer writes, "No lip-synching. This time she decided to sing. The performance was horrendous and the tens of thousands of people at the Orange Bowl in Florida consequently booed as loud as they could afterwards. I certainly hope this is the end of this no-talent fraud!"

If Simpson isn't smart enough to realize it's time to give it up, perhaps her manager father might now have the balls or, at least, the sympathy to remove her from further public humiliation. Of course, we're sure to hear an endless litany of excuses as to why she couldn't sing properly or perhaps the Simpson clan will come clean and admit sister Jessica's been doing backing vocals for Ashlee all along. Either way, it's time for Joe Simpson to stop pimping Ashlee and go back to being her Dad."

2 comments:

D said...

I so wish I watched this. How was the new U2 video?

Jen said...

Sorry, didn't watch it... just heard about the Ashlee fallout and felt compelled to exploit her troubles.