Several months ago, as reported on MediaSluts, a Dave Matthews Band tour bus driver dumped 800 pounds of human waste onto a sightseeing boat in Chicago. Oops! Well, he was charged this week and faces a year in prison or a $10,000 fine, all for taking one giant shit. (By the way, 800 pounds of feces seems like a lot for a tour bus... doesn't it?)
This is my favorite paragraph from the AP story, simply because it's totally disgusting:
"No one was hurt in the incident, but officials with the Chicago Architectural Foundation, which operates the boat tour, said they have received several angry calls from passengers demanding compensation for clothing and personal items."
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