SAG

The awards were last night. What was up with Catherine Keener!? Girl's on CRACK! And whoever wrote Jake's and Heath's intro to Brokeback is one long-winded mother fucker. The two of them couldn't contain their laughter as they slowly realized they were retelling the entire damn movie! It was an, dare I say, adorable moment! It was also fun to see Reese and Ryan both win awards. How much you wanna bet they both got laid last night?!!

Anyways, here's the big winners (notice, no Brokeback):

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
Crash

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardener

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Paul Giamatti - Cinderella Man


PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
Lost

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
Desperate Housewives

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Sean Hayes - Will & Grace

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
Felicity Huffman - Desperate Housewives

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Kiefer Sutherland - 24