Wednesday, March 16

Top Ten Reasons I Quit David Letterman

Mario Vasquez showed up on the Late Show to present his top ten:

10. Well, for starters I was really, really drunk.
9. I've got my eye on the ultimate prize: "Belgium Idol."
8. Yeah, my career's over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.
7. After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don't want to be a pop star.
6. Ryan Seacrest is all hands.
5. I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands.
4. Screw it. I'm quitting this, too.

Then he walked off stage.

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