Since Mr. Jackson seems to have a lot of alleged issues, health among them, I thought I'd help him with a few suggestions he could use in the future when he's trying to avoid showing up at court.
"I'm hung over from too much Jesus Juice"
"Can we delay court just one day? I'm having some friends over"
"Look at that... my nose just fell off"
"Damn, someone just poked my eye out with the umbrella"
"Sorry, can't make it today Judge... can't miss my bleaching appointment"
"All my gawdy, military-style accessories are being cleaned"
"I stubbed my toe"
"I have a note from my mom"
"I'm car sick"
"The sun is shining"
"It's raining"
"My hair straightener broke"
"I'm depressed because I didn't share my bed with any young boys last night"
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