I think it's clever when the gossip mags:

- Showcase the home of a "celebrity" (this week, Star features Janice Dickinson, of UPN's America's Next Top Model)

- Incorporate the word "friend" into any headline involving a former cast member of Friends

- Talk about Oprah's weight (how ground-breaking)

- Pretend to know what a celebrity is thinking based on their body language in a snap-shot photo

- Pretend pictures are timely, when I saw them in another gossip magazine 3 months ago (Star is the most guilty of this)

- Ask the question "Are Paris & Nicole Interns From Hell?"

- Review TV and movies, like their opinion matters