Survivor Snewz

Was supposed to be like nothing we'd ever seen before. Yawn. Whatever. Okay, so they started out with 20 instead of 18 or 16 and made them paddle to their island with the one male and one female gaining immunity by reaching the immunity necklace, on shore, first. Big Whoop. Team were chosen and the last two remaining were eliminated. Ba-bye Jonathon, Ba-bye Wanda.

Let's a take moment to thank The Higher Powers that Wanda was chosen last. I swear to God that if she lasted on that show another millisecond, i would have quit watching forever. Any woman who wears a freaking dress to a Survivor event has got to be a complete idiot. And furthermore, anyone who makes up "survivor songs" and sings them (if you can call her screeching that) as people are working very hard to row the damn boat into shore, deserves to be beaten to a pulp. Okay, I'm done now.

Survivors are now divided into two camps. The usual camp scenes are shown with one person being bossy and the others grumbling about them. Next, a challenge ensues with one team being really stupid and the other team winning. Yawn. Tribal Council is shown next and the loud, mouthy, bossy woman is canned. Surprise. Surprise.