Monday, March 7

Listen Up, Paris!

MORE casting. Those "Wife Swap" producers — which means high-class work on a par with National Geographic — are casting another prime-time job for shooting May and June. They're scratching around for eight females, 21 and over, who do not work but enjoy maids and mansions and shops and ships and family money. Parents who, sick of supporting these adult kids, wish to yank the silver spoon from out of their gold teeth and teach America's most jaundiced the value of honest work (like on a TV series) will decide who stays and who goes. And the "winner" — the one with the least willingness to reform — gets packed off to Central America to do charity work. Or cleanse lepers. Or do some other fun thing.

They'll need to know can you take six weeks off from your life at short notice. And what's the origin of your family's fortune.

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