And the award for the Dumbest Quote of 2004 ... You have to read these quotes to believe them! : Add what you would consider to be the dumbest quote(s) you have heard in 2004!
According to About.com (political humor section) these won:
#10: "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet.I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made.
#9: "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner.
#8: "So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..." Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, as quoted in a sexual harassment suit filed against him by a Fox News producer.
#7: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." President George W. Bush.
#6: "Wolf, be excited. This is 'Joementum' here in New Hampshire." Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Wolf Blitzer, on his momentum leading up to the New Hampshire Primary.
#5: "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." Sen. John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for
U.S. troops in Iraq.
#4: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." President George W. Bush.
#3: "Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f*** are you guys doing up there?" Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston.
#2: "As I was telling my husb..." National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, overheard making a slip of the tongue at a Washington dinner party. Rice, who is unmarried, stopping herself abruptly, before saying, "As I was telling President Bush."
And the award for the Dumbest Quote of 2004:
#1: "Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!" Howard Dean's Iowa concession speech
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