Wednesday, June 15

Giving Us Something To Look Forward To

Paris Hilton is going to retire from public life in two years.

I have so many jokes in my head, but I think you're having the same ones. I'll let you make your own joke.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Retire from what?? From going to parties? From her just-taking-off movie career? From going pantie-less in clubs? Don't you actually have to be doing something to retire from it?

P.S. 1980 was a monumental year for me. I turned 10, the hostages were freed and Pac-Man ruled the world. I, however, preferred centipede.