Top Ten Perks Of Being The New White House Dog
10. You're one of the few dogs that is smarter than his master.
9. Heart worm? I think Cheney's got a pill for that.
8. If you eat the President's briefing papers, it's not like he'll notice.
7. "Miss Beazley" isn't half as ridiculous as "Condoleezza"
6. K-9 color blindness means you don't have to worry about that terror chart crap.
5. Cannont be put in a kennel without approval of both the House and Senate.
4. Rumsfeld smells like bacon.
3. Get the same high-quality leashes that are used on Abu Ghraib prisoners.
2. At the rate Bush's Cabinet members are leaving, will be a senior advisor in no time.
1. An owner who sleeps as much as you do!