Tuesday, April 5

I'm Holding My Breath In Anticipation

From Defamer:

Brit-Brit And K-Fed Finally Get Their Own Reality Show

It’s finally happened: After nearly a year of denying the public an officially sanctioned, televised document of their love, pop star Britney Spears and the man she’s chosen to spend at least a portion of the immediate future with, spottily-employed, background-dancing bastard-factory Kevin Federline, are staging their own reality show on UPN. The still-untitled show (working title: Brit-Brit and K-Fed Are In Love For Now ) “will document the story of the Spears-Federline courtship, engagement and wedding,” and, presumably, ear-splitting fights over skanks Federline consorts with on solo trips to Las Vegas which end with Spears’ inevitable threats to “take back every motherchuckin’ piece a’ bling I gave you and send you back to delivering Papa John’s, you ho-banging deadbeat!”

UPN plans to rush the series to air by the end of next month; there’s nothing to do but wait and hope the marriage doesn’t disintegrate before it can be captured by television cameras for the world’s amusement.

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