Books senior year in college - $534
A night out on the town with friends in college - $123
Pizza 9 times a week senior year of college - $3,600
Neglecting to pay my first Capitol One card and having no choice but to buy Clay Aiken's ReChargable MasterCard debit card and use it in public - PRICELESS
In a move to get into as many young boys pants as possible, Claiken has pimped out his image to Master Card. The new rechargable debit card, is the hip new way to curb your childs spending to a predetermined amount at the mall, and ensure a sufficient beating when they bust out their Claiken Card to pay for their Orange Julius.
--What the hell will they think of next?
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