Thursday, November 30

Why is Nicole Kidman the highest paid actress?

My guess: Because she makes dozens and dozens of shitty films each year. Here's a rundown of her "filmes" since she won that Oscar for The Hours. It's obvious grandma Nikki's been smokin' something.

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus - Yeah, I heard this was the suckage.

Bewitched

The Interpreter (okay, so maybe this one wasn't SO Bad, but it made like $3)

Birth - Yeah, I just loved that scene where she takes a bath with that little boy

The Stepford Wives - Easily the lamest "comedy" in quite a while

Cold Mountain - She's supposed to be all homeless but homegirl looks like a super model. Yeah, this movie SUCKED.

The Human Stain

Dogville - Even a dog wouldn't smell this shit

1 comment:

Rick Silas said...

The Interpreter made almost $100 million and performance wise, was here last strong interperation of a good actress.

Cold Mountain-TRUE, her role was too glamorous and unrealistic. Plus, Renn Zellweger and Jude Law OWNED the movie thru their alter egos.

R We forgeting The Others? A hit and a sad,listless job by Nikki K. on this one. Plus, bouns pts for working with a cheating ex-husband and/or "alledged" bisexual Tom Cruise.

Everything else, you wrote is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Still, your jealousy of Nikki seems pety and a bit short sighted.