Thursday, December 8

And In Breakup News....

From Gawker:

Nicole Richie and DJ AM have called off their engagement.

Oh, tragically frail Nicole. We’re going to have to put the poor thing on watch; to win AM back, she just might do something stupid. In a fit of hysterics, she’ll crawl to Carl’s Jr. and, as she weepily orders her meal, she’ll curse Paris Hilton and beg for forgiveness. And as Nicole shoves that $6 burger into her distended belly, her body will go into shock and we’ll inevitably find her days later, slumped over a formica bench, her once-lithe body smeared with ketchup and left for dead.
In the game of love, nobody wins.

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