So, this story is incredible. Is it the true kind of incredible? I’d like to think so, simply because it’s so friggin’ hilarious!
This one’s about a mega superstar we’ve come to refer to as John Travolta and a washed-up singer/rapper we've long since forgotten named Fred Durst.
Allegedly, John and Fred have recently grown to become quite the chummy pair. I’m not talking manicures and pillow fights, but close. One night, the Brit newsletter Popbitch reports , this friendship got a startle when John arrived at Fred’s place exclaiming: “Johnny wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash." So, Fred, being the solid buddy that he is, got his friend some mouthwash. And before he knew it, Johnny leaned in for a big, sloppy kiss. Fred stood there horrified. Was it because of the kiss or was it because John showed up without his wig on [as the story maintains]? My guess is a little bit of both.
--i feel a little nauseated now.....
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