Monday, May 15

Al Gore

Did you see him on SNL? He was brilliant, and sure made me wish that I didn't currently live in Iran. In a parallel universe where Al Gore is the president, there is no global warming (in fact, he jokes that our biggest threats are now glaciers - not terrorism), there is an $11 billion surplus - no deficit, gas prices are ridiculously low because we don't need it to run our cars - we use trash instead. This all sounds outrageous, but what if Al Gore spent $330 billion on things like that, instead of the damn Iraq war? Where would we be now?

Oh yeah, he also joked that he solved the immigration problem by giving California to Mexico. So I now live in New Mexifornia.

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