Show Girls.... I mean Basic Instinct 2

Atlanta Journal-Constitution
"Sharon Stone's up to her old tricks, but her old tricks aren't up to her."
C-

Chicago Tribune
"...the manufactured thrill is gone."
C-

Entertainment Weekly
"Basic Instinct 2 isn't bad, exactly, but it lacks the entertaining vulgarity of the first film..."
B-

Hollywood Reporter
"Erotic thriller desperately needs Michael Douglas -- and some real eroticism."
D+

ReelViews
"It's nearly impossible to endure the two hours that comprise Basic Instinct 2's running length not because it's dumb (although it is) and not because it's poorly acted (which it also is), but because it's lifeless."
D

Rolling Stone
"...deliciously awful..."
F


Seattle Post-Intelligencer
"Compared to what is one click away from any kid on the Internet, the depravity of Basic Instinct 2 is very tame indeed."
D

I know what I'm not doing this weekend.