Tuesday, September 6

God Love The Onion

Headlines from this week:

-God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

-Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help

-Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance

-Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamned Self

-Bush: 'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'

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