1. Jimmy Kimmel.
2. Anna Nicole Smith provided the only moments of humor (unintentional, of course).
3. There are just three nominees in most categories.
4. The nominees in each category have nothing in common (Avril, Sheryl and Jessica Simpson? Josh Grobon, Lenny, Michael McDonald and Usher?).
5. No one knows how the results are tabulated.
6. No one cares how the results are tabulated.
7. Half of the performances were by country singers and the other half totally sucked anyways.
8. Rod Stewart should not be allowed to sing "It's A Wonderful World." (Come to think of it, Rod Stewart should not be allowed to sing.)
9. The pairing of totally disparate celebrities to present awards has got to stop. (Kathy Griffith and Clay Aiken? Give me a break! Kathy makes a living by making fun of these people!)
10. Dick Clark is 109.
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