Monday, April 7

My Latest Quest

I am oddly fascinated with Bret Michaels. You know... the man-slut on Rock Of Love... who lets all those skanky women slobber and cry all over him. Specifically, I am on a quest to determine if he is bald. Does anyone know? That weave he's sportin' is not attractive and it's awfully suspicious that he'd be wearing that stupid bandana or hat all the time, even while hot-tubbin' and cavortin' in bed.

So, I send it out to you.... weave? bald? comb-over? What the hell lurks beneath that doo-rag?

1 comment:

Sarah said...

I'm going to say "weave". And I am also going to go out on a limb and say that he picks "vagina mouth" Daisy as his "weave of love".