Rumor Has It......

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are an item.

Someone Needs a Dictionary

“I feel like the show is relatable to anyone and I definitely relate to it. I related to it and I felt that it was the only thing I related to in that way." - Heather Graham, talking about... oh, I have no idea.

Tara Reid

Drunk.

Walk the Line

Good trailer. Of course, Phoenix is good. But Reese looks great... absolutely sexy. Can't wait for this one.

Gossip

Renee and Kenny are breaking up? So sad, they've been married so long.

Scarlett Johansson, who I'm sad to have learned is dumber than a pile of rocks (from a friend who was an extra in The Island), got in a car accident because she was looking at a billboard that she was on.

Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio Movie Trailer

Check this out!! It's totally awesome!!! My employer, Chief Supermarket, is represented in the movie when Evelyn Ryan wins a shopping spree. The book (by the same name) is a great read and by the looks of it, the movie is going to be awesome as well.

Movie Trailer

20 Years of Oprah

A highlights DVD from the last twenty years of The Oprah Show is coming out. So instead of watching her gain/lose weight slowly over twenty years, you can do it in two hours.

The Real World

Danny and Melinda. This is not going to end well.

Danny = No sense of humor.

The girl from Ohio. You are strange. But I loved your sequin outfit that you wear out for girls' night. Sexy.

Wes is such not a stud.

Rachel. You are a slut whore.

And in general, I hate people who support the war in Iraq without knowing anything about it. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11!!! If you were fucking IN the Iraq war, I would assume you knew what you were doing there? I mean, come on!

This season sucks.

Revolting

A commercial for Alan Cumming's new fragrance, Cumming. Guess how it ends. (Just kidding.)

ONLY READ THIS IF YOU WANT A SIX FEET UNDER SPOILER!

Major spoiler about Nate. From my Tivo description of two weeks from now.

Highlight the below if you want to read it.

"All Alone" Keith makes an embarrassing self-discovery; Nate challenges Brenda; Rico and Vanessa decide to protect their future.

Turd Blossom?

Some newspapers have actually pulled today's Doonesbury cartoon. Such a shame.....
Doonesbury

Maybe Michael Jackson Just Wanted To Be Cool, Too

Cool Mom

D?

What, are you like Prince now and only go by a symbol?

V for Vendetta

See the trailer here. Good? Bad? I think it looks interesting. And Natalie Portman looks great with a shaved head!

Best Website for a Movie Ever.

Waiting...

Some good Alias news...

I was getting a little worried about this show since there hasn't been much "leaked" out about season five (I guess ABC is not like the Bush administration). From E!:

BABY ALIAS: Jennifer Garner's character on Alias, Sydney Bristow, will be expecting a child this fall with Vaughn (Michael Vartan, series mastermind J.J. Abrams confirmed. The star, who's pregnant in real life with Ben Affleck's baby, is expected to be in every episode next season.

30 Days

This show is only mildly entertaining. I got really excited last night about two episodes I had tivo'ed.

1. A homophobic farm boy moves into the Castro in San Francisco with a gay roommate and lives the gay lifestyle. It wasn't nearly as funny as it sounded, and the guy was truly a homophobe. He "changed" at the end, but it seemed manufactured. Like the producers said, "I know you hate fags, but could you just pretend that you've changed....?"

2. A mom is worried about her daughter's college binge-drinking (sounds familiar!) and decides to binge-drink for 30 days. Sounds exciting, right? Well, it's not. Because the mom is just constantly hungover. I turned it off after about 30 minutes, just after she vomited out of the car. Anyone who can make vomiting out of the car not fun doesn't deserve to vomit out of the car on TV.

I may check out episodes from time to time, but it's not really all that enlightening or amusing. Although, I have to admit, Morgan Spurlock (the creator/host) is very likeable.

D-Listed

Great blog, especially with headlines like this:

"Who the hell does she think she is? Mother Goose!"

It's about Angelina adopting another child. A third child. Not Zahara, who she just brought back from Africa. Then they include this picture.

What a riot.

Jude and Sienna: Slut Whores

From the moment Jude "accidentally" gave his daughter an ecstacy tablet, I always thought there was something wrong with him. He's a harlet! He is cheating on Sienna with a chubby nanny, and now - a week later - she's making out with Orlando Bloom. What the f?

The Prize Winner Of Defiance Ohio

I get to see the movie trailer tomorrow!! Yippee!!!

The movie premieres at the end of September. Starring Julianne Moore and Woody Harrelson.

Click below to check out the book, which the movie is based on:
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